Dialog, Short & Sweet

I can’t stand this crap! They’ve got me chained up here. Stickers slapped all over me. Bad graffiti! Obvious signs telling people what they need to do (hooks and line yes, trash no, no, no!)! Do they listen?! I’ve got cans, cigarette butts, foil, you name it, all jammed down my throat! And do you know what the worst part is?! I’m forced to share all this with a friggin’ mums-the-word stoic! I mean come man! Can’t I get just a little dialog from ya?!

Sucks for you.